(Disclaimer) Kixeye does not sponsor, nor does it endorse the Pirate Radio(TM) Show for sector 411.. I used Tax week and the Eclipse for the basis of the show and wrote it under 2 hrs,.. Did you hear police were called to a pre-school and regarding a 3 yr. old. Yep, he was charged with resisting a rest. (audience) Well!! I never,.. (audience) American Idol called, said they wanted their votes back. It was a million to one anyway,... I voted for Auto!!.. (audience) (throwing tomatoes, potaoes) (insert your choice here) (audience) The Gong show called,..they want their "Bong back",.. Really!! (audience) No!! Bummer man,.. 'cause I really worked hard on that bong man,,..(sad face) (audience) Enigma - T.N.T. For The Brain Enigma - Push The Limits Welcome to todays show, with yer host, Auto Man, sponsored by The Easter Bunny, The Pirate Radio(TM) show.. Today's guest celebrity stars on my show, Me!! Auto man,..I gave Tolk the night off, seeing how he got chewed to Hamburger Helper from his two, (count them, one! two!) grandchildren. Last he saw of them, they were recharging their batteries from the back seat of his truck,...(sawing wood sounds, (voop, voop) lumbermill power saw starting up) But first, a word from our sponsor,.. Hi everbody!! Remember me, The Easter Bunny,..back off kids, your getting to close, I said back up,...(Easter Bunny swarmed by huge gang of kids weilding salt shakers, 2 yr olds, 3 yr olds, 4 yr olds,. old folks,.. Nothing to see here, move along, see in tonights news, Easter Bunny last words were, The yoke is on you,.. Tonights news Bunny as-salted and de-energized,.. (audience) Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising Well, it's not my fault Tolk couldn't make it, I tried,, (smacking hand with 4 X 4 that came around the corner to unlock the pad lock that Auto Man chained across the bathroom door, after throwing the candy and soda machine in for a two week Mexican standoff) lets see, candy! check. soda! check. paper towels! check. What am I missing here,.. (look's into bathroom stall) (runs to bathroom door, starts pounding on door) Tttooolllkkk!! llleeettt mmmeee ooouuuttt ooofff hhheeerrreee!!! In the coming years, Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to become one day,... 'YoutwitFace'...