(Disclaimer) Kixeye does not sponsor, nor does it endorse the Pirate Radio(TM) Show for sector 411.. Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit- Sticky Fingers: Brown Sugar The Moody Blues Legend of a Mind Welcome to todays show, with yer host, Tolk, sponsored by Really Tough Guy soap, The Pirate Radio(TM) show.. Today's guest celebrity stars on my show, Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth and Dr. Oz But first, a word from our sponsor,.. You dress like an high pressure, overworked advertizing mid-level Exec without the exec bathroom key, but during your lunch time run out to the woods and put a arrow in some mild mannered wild animals head for dinner. This Really Tough Guy Soap ($14.99) is just for you. A slice of manly made heaven. Original Really Tough Guy Scent with wild thyme and scrubby jean smell, 5.5 oz./155 g. And after work when you jump on your scooter, you tear up the parking ticket the meter maid left for you,.. Dr. Phil, in your experience, was there a more violent influence and drug use to our children during the 1960 and 1970 cartoon era,.. Yes there was Tolk, and I will tell you why,..Super Chicken's secret identity was well-to-do Henry Cabot Henhouse III, Fred acted as his butler/servant, etc. When danger reared its ugly head, he would take his "Super Sauce" (often from a martini glass) and don his "Super Suit," which consisted of a plumed cavalier's hat, cape, Wellington boots, mask and a sword. I suggest first a light tanning lotion, rubbed in until flesh is well and tender, then a tanning booth at 350 degrees for five hours, than should do it. i'm going into vitamins now, safe vitamins.. What, in your opinion, Dr. Ruth, how would you define the 1970 cartoon's. Darling man, in my day, we never used habit forming drugs,..(drawing on cigarette, and sipping on her namebrand hot coffee, with 2 tps sugar, 1 dollop milk) Underdog would take a 'Super energy pill' from a ring on his finger, Popeye endorsed Spinich and for a glamorous look, pedaled candy cigerettes,..don't forget Pappy, with his, 'stick this in your pipe and smoke it,' attitude,.. I'm not affiliated with any of these people,..I just wanna do vitamins,..plain and simple,.. Dr. Oz, how would you define these modern children,.. Need more exercise,. let's see, there's a Ironman competition next week, I think I can fit that in,.. (jumps out of his chair, grabs his cell phone) Markus!! bring the golfcart and my extra sneekers, thanks,..later Tolk,. Let them marinate in their own juices, let them wallow in their own self pity, spoil the rod and spare the children,..that's what I am thinking,..those poor children,..Back street boyz,.. The Roadrunner was fueled by bird seed,..who kept putting bird seed in the middle of the highway,.. (from off stage) Ain't I a stinker,..hehehe (munching on a huge carrot) what a maroon,.. I want to thank you Dr.s for shedding some insight to are problem children,.. Tolk, do you want to talk about Auto man and his fixation on your stereo equipment,..!! Excuse me Tolk, where's the restroom at,..? (running in place) (uses stage as stepping stair) Must maintain ox/pulse rate/ratio,.(grunt) Well folks, that's the Pirate Radio show for today, I hope you enjoyed it...Happy Hunting,.. Olivia Newton-John - Physical I heard a major truck company is coming out with a heated tailgate so your hands stay warm while pushing it in the winter time...bbhaha Do you remember the original Hollywood Squares gameshow? If you do, this may bring a nostalgic tear (from laughing) to your eyes. The following questions and answers were presented to a variety of celebrities and comics on the original game show. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.  Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.  Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.  Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.  Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.  Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.  Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.  Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.  Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.  Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.  Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.  Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.  Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.