Speed Racer theme Welcome to todays show, with yer host, Tolk, sponsored by Kixeye, The Pirate Radio show.. Today's guest celebrity stars on my show, Steve Martin, the first caveman, Fred Flintstone and The Joker Thank you very much Tolk, you picked me because I am a wild and crazy guy, right...!! Well, no, could you do the non-conformest oath,..!! walks up to the stage mike, (clears his throat) (opens his mouth) Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good!! (stage hand turns and goes to the bathroom) (hands on hips) WWEEEEEELLL!! EEXXCCUUSSEE MMEE!! (shouts into microphone and stalks off stage, slamming door) I guess it's your turn Fred,. now for a real pro, watch and learn Tolk!!! The Flintstones Theme Song (Fred gets up from chair, climbs the stage, trips over a body laying on the floor) how droll, he stumbled over a bit of Rubble..... (audience groans) (some laugh) (stage hands go and pick up Fred and Barney) (Joker goes up to the stage microphone) It's so cold up in the Northeast, (audience yells, how cold was it!!) it was so cold, I keyed my neighbor's car by accident when my Nipples froze today,.. (audience groans) (some laugh) Two ghosts are locked in a jail cell, the first one says, "i'm in here for disturbing the peace, what are you in for,...... posession!" (audience groans) Eagles Heartache Tonight -HD thank you all for listening, (shakes and puts out the tip jar) hehehe